Xurik (Rick)
What more is there to say? He’s from Uranus. He prefers pithy commentary to any form of actual conversation, micro brews, and single malt scotches. He’d like to use his innate powers to light hipsters the world over on fire, but instead spends most of his time unsuccessfully attempting to pick up large-breasted females.
Giles
Giles keeps mostly to himself. Lemon Fresh Pine-Sol is his favorite scent. His guilty pleasures include knitting, ABBA, and classic muscle magazines.
Mike
When not performing his duties as Lord of the Underworld, Mike enjoys beer, breasts, and laughing at the misfortune of others. He’s also a true Gemini, and once made a mix tape for something with five tentacles and red eyes.
Craig
Once a man, now a squid, Craig has super powers galore. To his knowledge he can levitate, shoot lasers from his eyes, and grow taller than most buildings when in proximity to his smokin’ hot wife. We don’t ever want to know what he does with his tentacles. In his free time Craig is a world-renowned scientist and holds several hundred patents for various inventions. Unfortunately he’s also a world class klutz which may or may not explain a lot. Despite the fact that he’s a certifiable genius, Craig prefers the simpler things in life: candy, small woodland creatures, and his ever-present companion, a greasy chicken bucket known as the Victory Hat.
Aubrey
Aubrey works for the government doing something mysterious and sketchy. She and Craig met while they were both on assignment. When she’s not filled with sketchy mystery she enjoys first person shooters and forging swords. She’s famous for cooking gourmet meals but burns the toast every time. If she had a personal soundtrack it would probably be sung by Rockapella.
Bill
Bill used to work side-by-side with Craig in a lab until unforeseen circumstances forced them apart. He thinks about three things and three things only: bears, his beard, and members of the female sex.